It's A Miracle!

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car.  Both of their
cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our
cars!  There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a
sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."

The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from
God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants
us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the
bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately
puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."